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Comatose Effect Theme Poetry by ~ComatoseEffect:iconComatoseEffect:



Chortled complements!

Commanding the capacious collection of characters commonly called 'colloqial,' I can commence to construe the complexity of this civilized creature

Catch the concerto cacophony compelling the conscious, consecrated cognizance and chimerical calculations cultured within cramped confines.  Callously, the confounded convolution continually clicking is a constant cicerone, but considerably a circumstantial contingency you cannot confide with certainty.  

Choleric contempt occasionally crushes all conviction of competence convey currents of consciousness within the catatonic crowds, considering this condemnable chaos, I crave to circumvent the capitalist chains never ceasing in conspiracies to capture my cold coined currency.  

Come! Into the coagulated coppice covertly, canter, chop-chop! Lest the cinereal Celestia carry away crashing and circulate conjurations of caliginous and cataclysmic catastrophe upon the cosmos! With closing citation to this colorful corpus: "Oh, the Calamity!"

Candidly and quite conically comedic,

ComatoseEffect
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Author's Comments

Alliteration, V style.

Booyah!

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:iconfierypoplartree:
Quite comically indeed!
But it isn't a funny piece. Darn those c's and their ability to make me laugh!
It's wonderful. :heart:

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And so it is, just like you said it would be.
Life goes easy on me
...most of the time.
:iconcomatoseeffect:
Thanks! I'm actually amazed at how many c-words I could find. The thesaurus is god.

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"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
Executed in electric chair
- George Appel, d. 1928
:iconfierypoplartree:
Haha yes! :D
Gotta love the thesaurus.
And rhyming dictionary. :p

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And so it is, just like you said it would be.
Life goes easy on me
...most of the time.
:iconcomatoseeffect:
Oh yes, that would come in handy. I should buy one, can't find any good internet ones.

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"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
Executed in electric chair
- George Appel, d. 1928
:iconfierypoplartree:
Yes, I can't find very good ones on the internet.
I'm thinking next lot of money I get, I'll be going to get one. :D

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And so it is, just like you said it would be.
Life goes easy on me
...most of the time.
:iconnecrofeelyouryack:
I can think of a c-word you missed. =P

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"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."
:iconcomatoseeffect:
So can I. :P

--
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
Executed in electric chair
- George Appel, d. 1928
:icontheonlysword:
quite genius

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The most stupid story since the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy has found the internet
:[link]
Where there are no such things as heroes
[link]
:iconcomatoseeffect:
I was abusing the thesaurus, ehehe. Thanks for the fave as well.

--
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
Executed in electric chair
- George Appel, d. 1928

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